"Which puts us between a rock and a hard place," said Kirk. "On one hand, the Barricaians are too pacific and advanced a society to let go without even attempting to persuade them toward Federation membership. On the other hand, the very extent of their pacifism and beneficence makes them loathe to have anything to do with Starfleet. It seems that if we are to approach them, it must be in the way that other outsiders utilize their world, as a 'love nest' of sorts.
McCoy rolled his eyes.
"It's clear you've
never
been married, Jim.
We
fight all the time
and we aren't having sex.
I
don't see
the problem."
Sulu chuckled.
He'd
been married—briefly—once himself. Scotty
laughed too.
He had never been married
by careful
intention.
"Spock?
That
puts the ball in your court."
Kirk
looked skeptically towards his dignified exec.
"As one who has been referred to
as
the best first
officer in the fleet—"
McCoy squirmed.
He
should have known that remark would come back to bite him in the butt.
"—I am confident that I am
up to any assignment,"
Spock continued coolly.
"Even
this
one.
Although
considering the
circumstances, I may put in a request for hazardous duty pay."
"Duly noted, and I can't say I
disagree."
Kirk
chuckled and stood, signaling the
meeting and the issue was at an end.
"Who was it who said that we
all make our own purgatories?
Somebody wise, I bet."
"Something else, Mr. Chekov?" His ears pricking toward the ensign, Spock pierced Chekov with a stony glance.
"No, sir. I was just...humming. It makes the time go by. Vat a shame that Wagner wasn't born a Russian." Chekov put on an ingenuous smile and strolled slowly out of the briefing room with the unmistakable strains of "Here Comes the Bride" falling away behind him.
The planet was gorgeous, rich and
lush. The
ocean shoreline was unspoiled.
Coral
reefs jumped with fish.
Much
of the interior was jungle.
Near
the rim it was more arid, but still
specialized vegetation grew among the rocks.
Leafy green groundcover
sprouted pink blossoms keeping
much of the land
near shore from eroding.
In the settlements neat white
houses
were designed to
reflect the heat and channel the breeze.
In
the
yards, flowering vines and
stubby trees resembling Earth palms waved languidly in the air.
It was clear why the Federation wanted it. It seemed smart not to let them have it considering the mess Earth had made of things in the past, although to be fair, Earth and the Federation as a whole had been doing better in recent years.
"Dear God, do you think we can be trusted with a treasure like
this?"
McCoy asked
as he breathed
in the, sweet unpolluted air.
"Yes," said Spock.
"You're an idealist.
Who
would have
thought it?" asked McCoy as he put a hand out to cup a heavy red bloom
and
sniffed. The perfume was rich and reminded him of a wonderful, younger
time when
everything was still open and possible before him in his life.
"I am not.
But as
you and I will be
crafting the recommendations, we can ensure whatever is right is done."
"Like I said: you're an idealist,"
McCoy restated
just before the welcoming committee made it to the arrival area.
"Beings Spock and McCoy."
The
Barricaians quivered, presumptively in
greeting.
"Welcome
to our
domain.
Are you
newly paired, or working
through troubled times with us?"
"Newly paired," said McCoy.
"Troubled times," said Spock
simultaneously.
There was an awkward pause as
McCoy
glared.
The taller Barricaian made a barking sound.
"I see.
Then, I have seldom met a
pair more in need of the
services of our
world.
Please, may
our home be yours for
the duration, and when you depart, may it be with what you need." He
(or
she?) backed away to greet the next
arriving couple.
"Well, that went well," said McCoy
sarcastically.
"Indeed," said Spock with no trace of irony. "We seem to be accepted."
"Maybe wedding bands would have helped," mused McCoy.
"We can have the ship beam
down a set.
Or buy a pair here at the local tourist trap, if it doesn't look like
they'll
risk turning our fingers green.
Or
would
that be red, in your case?"
"That is a Human preconception," Spock said, ignoring the barb. "Vulcans
do not indicate
matrimonial
status with jewelry."
"So what do they do?"
Spock reached out and brushed McCoy's head, and McCoy's mind went white hot."Jesus!" said McCoy, as he caught
his
breath against the back of his
hand.
"You could
have warned
me!"
"As you immediately and specifically requested the knowledge,
additional
prologues would have been illogical."
"That's easy for you to say. You're
the telepath; you
do that all the
time."
"I do not.
And
you are simply complaining for its own sake.
In fact, I suspect you would
be dismally unhappy should
you ever run out
of nonsensical matters about which to complain."
"Yeah, well, if you're going to
stick
around, I don't
guess I'll have the chance to find out," McCoy rallied.
Most of his color was back.
"I don't suppose you will," Spock
agreed.
McCoy raised his tricorder and
began
to scan.
"Well,
come on.
We have a
job to do."
Spock leveled his and began to
scan
as well.
"Several
nearby pockets of native
persons.
Some
appear to be engaged in
activities in offshore water craft, some on land, and some actually in
the
water."
McCoy looked with his tricorder. "In
the water. We are
heading to the
bunch in the water!
This
way!"
He aimed his
tricorder and
set off down the rubble path lined with flowering groundcover on both
sides.
It was a pretty walk, reminiscent
of
the best botanical
gardens of the south, but exotic too.
That was the interesting
thing about life in space; the
alien often
seemed oddly familiar in a subliminal way he couldn't quite place.
The topped a small rise and the
dune
fell away to a crescent
bay pale pink sand glistened opalescent for a hundred yards or more up
and down
the shore.
The
whole bay had to be at
over a kilometer long. McCoy checked his tricorder.
No, it was 4.1! After
three years on a star ship, four
kilometers of beach was nigh infinity.
The bright sun played tricks with
the
eyes making it seem
much shorter than it was.
Or maybe it was the fact he was a
little distracted; the
hundreds of people on the beach were naked.
When in
McCoy dropped his clothes and tied
them to his tricorder strap.
"You knew," said Spock with a nod to the people.
The naked people.
"Of course.
Data
collection.
Just
doing a thorough job.
What
else would you expect?
But
we have to start somewhere; might as well
be here."
McCoy
bounced on his
toes.
Everything
bounced.
Every.
Thing.
It felt kind of good, so he
bounced
again.
Spock regarded him.
"Don't just stand there, sweet
cheeks."
McCoy
bounced again, letting the sand work
its way between his toes.
"We're
under orders to blend in.
Or
are you
afraid that I'm going to find something to complain down there?" He
gave a mischievous nod
to Spock's crotch.
Raising one eyebrow and dropping
all
his clothing, Spock met
the challenge.
McCoy gave a whistle, but couldn't find a damned thing to complain
about.
They collected native interactions. It
was about as
straightforward as any planet
they had encountered.
Kindness
and
intelligence didn't often come together so neatly, but when it did,
there
wasn't much to say about the cultural survey. They
needed about two hours more
recordings.
They'd
been allotted almost
twenty.
"Kabma juice?" a child offered
from a
pushcart.
"Thanks, son," said McCoy. He
took the container that
looked like some
kind of large native nut.
He
took a big
swig, then offered it to Spock.
Spock took a sip and coughed. He
scanned it.
"Fourteen percent ethanol."
"Now you tell me."
McCoy
chugged the rest and stuck the paper umbrella behind his ear. "Hey,
it's dangerous to
risk dehydration
can't be too careful."
"Indeed.
That
parasol should help immensely."
Spock switched off his
tricorder.
"I think we have collected
enough here.
Perhaps another locale."
The sun was warm.
McCoy's body was warm.
His dick
was half hard from watching all the happy, naked couples and it was
getting
harder by the second.
"I want to frolic," he said. Quickly
he made a nook in
the sand for his
clothes and tricorder and dashed for the water.
"Don't be such a fuddy duddy,
Spock! It's
part of the cultural
study.
Besides,
it's not safe to swim alone."
It was true; it wasn't.
And they were effectively
done with their data collection
here.
And Humans
did require periods to relax and
recuperate, however illogical that aspect of their physiology may be.
All of that made rather nice cover
for the simple fact that
bobbing in the warmth of the ocean waves seemed that it might be
serene, peaceful...and
fun.
The water was warm, about 29
degrees
and an interesting hue
of reddish-gold.
Spock
wondered what it
contained for dissolved solutes to color it and wished he had taken the
time
for a tricorder scan.
He
waded in chest
deep to where McCoy waited.
The
waves
lapped gently at their chests.
The
density was significantly higher than that of the Earth's oceans and
even a
little more than that of the Vulcan seas.
It buoyed them up easing
tired joints, leaving a floaty
feeling...if
Vulcan's had feelings, one might say, that is.
"Hey, sailor, come here often?" McCoy
teased. The
paper umbrella
behind his ear fell loose
and floated away.
Spock squinted into the sunlight. "Are
you...intoxicated."
"Nah, just happy. Best assignment I've drawn in months." McCoy dived down under the waves and grabbed Spock's knees, pulling him under the water. He came up laughing. Spock came up, well, not exactly laughing, but not exactly annoyed either. Payback is hell. Spock timed it just right to push McCoy down under the next wave.
I guess you could say they
frolicked.
Breathing hard, McCoy came up
after a
three wave surge
pressed him up against Spock's chest. The sun was still warm; his dick
was even
harder. The pressure of the waves at his back kept him sandwiched to
Spock's
skin.
Playing
around, they had been
dragged out to deeper water.
It
wasn't
easy to keep his balance in the waves here chin deep.
He used his hands to steady
himself against
Spock's body.
Steady himself.
Right. He
caressed around the side of one hip and
close in enough in front to discover what he wanted to know.
A wave rolled in, and he used
Spock's
body for leverage,
raising himself above the wave crest and back down.
A little bolder this time, he
allowed—hell,
he maneuvered—their cocks to brush in passing. It felt so
nice McCoy started to
think being half drowned would be a fair trade. M'benga
could always bring him back...
Fortunately, Spock took a few steps inshore to shallower water.
Or was that, "Spock moved a few steps away from McCoy?"
Three goddamned years and McCoy still hadn't learned how to decipher
that
Vulcan's blasted accent.
McCoy cleared his throat. "Uh,
Spock,
for all our...arguing,
or whatever you want to call it...I'm honestly not sure what it is you
want,
and, uh, for this, I do need to be sure."
Spock picked up McCoy's hand and
placed it—palm open—on top
of his tumescent crotch.
McCoy
got the
message and began to move his hand.
Spock was a handful; McCoy had
always
known that, but this
was literally as well as figuratively now.
The cock was ample, but it
was the balls that drew most of
McCoy's
attention.
Unlike a
Human's they swelled
noticeably with excitement.
Now
they
were at least four times as big as their normal state.
McCoy could only begin to
guess at the amount
of semen they held or how much they could unload at their maximum. And
that didn't even
include the prostatic
secretions.
Curious, he reached behind the balls. Spock was swollen big as a
coconut there
too. McCoy
wondered
what it would be
like to lick that gland with his tongue.
For now fingers would have to
do, and he spread all five
as wide as he
could and bit in hard.
Apparently
that
did something right, for Spock spread his legs further apart for better
access
and with one arm picked McCoy up and smashed him to his chest and groin.
"Christ on a crutch!"
McCoy swallowed water as his
head lolled back,
but quickly found his balance on Spock's hips.
He looked around. No
one was
paying them much attention.
Besides,
the
vital parts were all under water; it's not like anyone could really see.
And if Spock wasn't going to back down, you could be dadblamed sure
McCoy
wouldn't chicken out first.
And sometimes a man was just too blasted close to give a
good goddamn who was watching, and McCoy was about one hair's breath
away from
that point and moving closer with the motion of every wave.
McCoy wrapped his legs around
Spock's
back and dug in hard
with heels and thighs.
In
a confused
manipulation of hands and water and groins and lust, he worked between
Spock's
legs until they both came spewing enough semen between them to make
their own
milky lake right there in the ocean between their stomachs.
Together they made little fanning gestures with their hands until it had all drifted away.
The Barricaian shooed a mother cat
with a litter of kittens
off the porch and opened the door to a small cabana off of the beach. "May
your stay leave you
with as many of
our wonders as you bequeath upon us.
He
quivered and bowed out of the way.
"Looks like were sharing a bed,"
said
McCoy as he
looked around.
"Do
you mind?"
"It is only for a few hours. I
will not need sleep."
"Well, I do," McCoy emphasized, throwing his tricorder down with a
weary sigh.
"If
you're
uncomfortable after...uh...you know...I can take the sofa."
"You can, but you would be missing out on an exceptional experience."
Spock threw his tricorder onto the sofa.
"Why you stuck-up, self-important, over-inflated elf!"
McCoy grinned from ear to ear
to ear.
Spock just looked smug.
McCoy checked the bathroom. "I found some lotion," he called out. "If you're game, I'm more than ready and willing. It's too bad this stuff washes off in water, otherwise I'd be up for going right back out there."
"I thought you were going to
sleep."
"Shut up, Spock."
Clothes again lost somewhere
between the bathroom and the
bed, McCoy
tossed him the lotion and climbed under the sheets.
Spock's communicator beeped.
Jim with his ever impeccable
timing.
"Mr. Spock,
report.
How is the
happy couple?"
McCoy grabbed Spock's wrist and
suppressed a giggle.
"Happy as can be, Jim. You interrupted us just about to screw our dicks
off."
"Very funny, Bones.
Keep your day job. Spock?"
"
"Good.
Any chance
of cutting it
short?
I'd like to
get a head start if
possible."
McCoy groaned.
"Negative.
It
is said a society
may be judged by how it treats its animals, and I have some concerns
about my
observations of the treatment of animals here. I should like to use the
left
over time to study it further."
Now McCoy noticed that the mother
cat
and her litter curled
up in a corner of the room.
Spock
must
have let them in while McCoy was in the bath.
The old softie.
"Do you think that's necessary?"
"Imperative, Captain." Spock squeezed lotion onto McCoy's hand and closed his eyes as McCoy began to massage it in.
"Very well.
Report back to me in
six hours.
Kirk
out."
"Thank God," said McCoy and fell onto Spock's nipple with his
mouth.
"But tell
the truth: did you
really want to stay for the mission, or as an excuse to have more sex
in
paradise?"
"I noted a large collection of companion animals on our initial survey;
I
should like to visit that."
"Now?"
McCoy feared he knew the
answer.
Vulcans.
Can't live with 'em; can't
sell 'em to the Orions since
they don't want
'em either.
"I remind you, number one, I am
studying the
animals." Spock nodded to the corner.
"And number two, as we are
assigned to pass as a couple,
this is
part of our mission. So should we go in three or four hours, my
conscience is
clear as regards to use of official time."
"Then if I'm on duty, I should get
the hazard
pay," McCoy quipped as Spock's dick plumped to hemorrhoidal proportions
in
his hand.
"I'll see you get your payment,"
said
Spock, as he
felt the semen begin to swell his sac again.
He rolled McCoy over and
licked long strokes up and down
his thighs.
He
nibbled and nipped at McCoy's asshole and
poked a lubricated finger in and out.
"Whatever shall we do for
four hours?"
One hand fondling lightly on
the balls, Spock
pulled his finger out for good and made lazy patterns on the cheeks of
McCoy's ass.
Four hours!
"No,
please, put it in.
I
can't wait.
I want
you in me too much."
McCoy
ground out through bared teeth.
Maybe
there would be other times to play,
maybe not, but it didn't matter; now he had to have that cock upside
his
ass. Spock
slipped it in just
a tiny bit.
"Goddammit you green-blooded
stiff-necked holy-than-thou
hobgoblin!"
McCoy
let fly every
invective he could think of until Spock finally leaned in tight and
rammed the
whole thing home.
McCoy's
gasps deteriorated
into a gobbledygook that made no sense at all, and he grasp
convulsively at
Spock's arms as they rocked together on the sheets.
When Spock came inside him,
he swore the cockhead
swelled twice as big first before uncorking enough semen to drown a
battleship.
As for himself, McCoy was dry dry dry from the first time he assumed,
but too
damn tired to open his eyes or care.
Behind his eyelids, he drifted
pleasantly, until an odd
sensation caused him to open one eye.
It
was like the uncomfortable prickling one gets with the sensation one is
being
watched, except that this was not uncomfortable at all.
In fact, it was kind of nice.
"Spock?"
McCoy queried with his face.
Spock
was propped up on one elbow gazing at McCoy intently, the other hand at
the
ready.
"As you requested, I am 'warning you', Leonard."
Spock laid the hand against
the meld points
of McCoy's skull.
This time the experience wasn't
white, but sunshine, ocean
and breezes instead.